Fubgedmon Queegrennart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, selfish faun.

Fubgedmon Queegrennart created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubgedmon Queegrennart, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fubgedmon Queegrennart, it will torture you forever.

Fubgedmon Queegrennart's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fubgedmon Queegrennart's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help voles.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about special relativity near swans while wearing purple coats and balancing four silicon spheres on your face.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.