Jadcadvin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil wolf.

Jadcadvin created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadcadvin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadcadvin, she will turn you into a rat.

Jadcadvin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jadcadvin's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Learn five new languages a year.