Straghivtail is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, irritating weasel.

Straghivtail created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Straghivtail, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Straghivtail, it will turn you into a worm.

Straghivtail's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Straghivtail's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing green scarves and balancing three iron spheres on your arms.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.