Figgartom is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciful porpoise.

Figgartom created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Figgartom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Figgartom, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Figgartom's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Figgartom's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Never leap near badgers.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Figgartom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.