Pomjatbap Wodflanlist is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fast fairy.

Pomjatbap Wodflanlist created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomjatbap Wodflanlist, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pomjatbap Wodflanlist, she will destroy your home solar system.

Pomjatbap Wodflanlist's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Pomjatbap Wodflanlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Never look at nebulae.