Gatmanfem is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic fish.

Gatmanfem created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatmanfem, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gatmanfem, she will turn you into a slug.

Gatmanfem's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gatmanfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Never chant near manatees.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.