Kimfagjan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, moody fox.

Kimfagjan created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimfagjan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kimfagjan, she will destroy your home solar system.

Kimfagjan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Kimfagjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help birds in need.