Vadhannig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful tortoise.

Vadhannig created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadhannig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vadhannig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vadhannig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vadhannig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadhannig.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Vadhannig in the centre of the settlement.