Tapfemhud is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, annoying snail.

Tapfemhud created light four years ago.

If you believe in Tapfemhud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tapfemhud, it will send you a sign.

Tapfemhud's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tapfemhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Never wear orange stockings.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Tapfemhud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near ducks while wearing gray rings and balancing five platinum spheres on your neck.