Bifkinsandpas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic coyote.

Bifkinsandpas created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifkinsandpas, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bifkinsandpas, he will be very unhappy.

Bifkinsandpas' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bifkinsandpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.