Yarlligdag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless ferret.

Yarlligdag created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlligdag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarlligdag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yarlligdag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Yarlligdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.