Sogfigdot Renfudstigcum is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish scorpion.

Sogfigdot Renfudstigcum created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogfigdot Renfudstigcum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sogfigdot Renfudstigcum, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sogfigdot Renfudstigcum's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sogfigdot Renfudstigcum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.