Xindotjip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent goblin.

Xindotjip created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xindotjip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xindotjip, she will boil you in a big pot.

Xindotjip's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Xindotjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling space in magenta.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Respect your elders.