Timdablarp is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Timdablarp created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timdablarp, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Timdablarp, she will have a low opinion of you.

Timdablarp's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Timdablarp's Holy Commandments

1. Timdablarp loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Timdablarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help sick squirrels.