Nakvadnil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, staggering wombat.

Nakvadnil created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakvadnil, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nakvadnil, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nakvadnil's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nakvadnil's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nakvadnil.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.