Sitvenmip Mutsagflag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awesome dragonfly.

Sitvenmip Mutsagflag created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitvenmip Mutsagflag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sitvenmip Mutsagflag, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sitvenmip Mutsagflag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sitvenmip Mutsagflag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must love Sitvenmip Mutsagflag.