Fodzeddav is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciless coyote.

Fodzeddav created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodzeddav, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fodzeddav, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fodzeddav's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fodzeddav's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Run away from white cats, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat onions.

4. You must pray to Fodzeddav seven times a day.

5. Do not listen to music.