Dosspopbad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, proud jackal.

Dosspopbad created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosspopbad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dosspopbad, she will turn you into a duck.

Dosspopbad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dosspopbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Always help mites.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. You must love Dosspopbad.