Farnfidhom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless cow.

Farnfidhom created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnfidhom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farnfidhom, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Farnfidhom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Farnfidhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Farnfidhom loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Never mention manatees.