Milfarnlag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unthinking sheep.

Milfarnlag created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milfarnlag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Milfarnlag, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Milfarnlag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Milfarnlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. You must love Milfarnlag.

3. Never wear black tights.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.