Ruljampin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, wise elephant.

Ruljampin created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruljampin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ruljampin, he will turn you into a dog.

Ruljampin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ruljampin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.