Yamhoncam is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured lion.

Yamhoncam created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Yamhoncam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yamhoncam, she will turn you into a slug.

Yamhoncam's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Yamhoncam's Holy Commandments

1. Yamhoncam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.