Xinlikyart is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful troll.

Xinlikyart created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinlikyart, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xinlikyart, he will boil you in a big pot.

Xinlikyart's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Xinlikyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to ducks while wearing cyan shorts.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Xinlikyart loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.