Legvoggep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty naga.

Legvoggep created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Legvoggep, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Legvoggep, he will turn you into a frog.

Legvoggep's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Legvoggep's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.