Yarpafsak is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful cobra.

Yarpafsak created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpafsak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yarpafsak, it will manifest in front of you.

Yarpafsak's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yarpafsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Never laugh near eagles.

5. Yarpafsak loves cats, so they must be honoured.