Misbassgilqueegfasarf is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring narwhal.

Misbassgilqueegfasarf created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misbassgilqueegfasarf, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Misbassgilqueegfasarf, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Misbassgilqueegfasarf's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Misbassgilqueegfasarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Erect three carbon sculptures of Misbassgilqueegfasarf on top of important buildings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.