Gunjappak Dobfeblist is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, strong manatee.

Gunjappak Dobfeblist created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunjappak Dobfeblist, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gunjappak Dobfeblist, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gunjappak Dobfeblist's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gunjappak Dobfeblist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never feed pineapples to dogs while wearing brown dresses.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Do not cook food in pots.