Bafdadcud is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, cheerful
hippopotamus.
Bafdadcud created Mount Everest two years ago.
If you believe in
Bafdadcud, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Bafdadcud, she will boil you in a big pot.
Bafdadcud's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Bafdadcud's Holy Commandments1. Bafdadcud loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.
2. You must never eat onions.
3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Always help mites.
5. Do not covet oxen.