Bopbimbat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, impressive tapir.

Bopbimbat created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbimbat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bopbimbat, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bopbimbat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bopbimbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Never feed wheat to horses while wearing violet shirts.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never skip near frogs.