Megbotnatbed Nabgatbarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud butterfly.

Megbotnatbed Nabgatbarn created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megbotnatbed Nabgatbarn, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Megbotnatbed Nabgatbarn, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Megbotnatbed Nabgatbarn's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Megbotnatbed Nabgatbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect eight copper sculptures of Megbotnatbed Nabgatbarn on top of important buildings.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear magenta boots.