Giljatbap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful donkey.

Giljatbap created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Giljatbap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Giljatbap, she will turn you into a tree.

Giljatbap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Giljatbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Giljatbap loves frogs, so they must be respected.