Pangyartbit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, idiotic mole.

Pangyartbit created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangyartbit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pangyartbit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Pangyartbit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Pangyartbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.