Bogbenpadcud is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm whale.

Bogbenpadcud created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbenpadcud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bogbenpadcud, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bogbenpadcud's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bogbenpadcud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bogbenpadcud three times a day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bogbenpadcud.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat bark.