Bonvenfot is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying hamster.

Bonvenfot created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonvenfot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bonvenfot, he will make you grow a tail.

Bonvenfot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bonvenfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect six silicon sculptures of Bonvenfot on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Respect your elders.