Fodcabflow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful wolf.

Fodcabflow created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodcabflow, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fodcabflow, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fodcabflow's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fodcabflow's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect six carbon sculptures of Fodcabflow on top of important buildings.

5. Always help sick mites.