Batbagxem is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, flying ant.

Batbagxem created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Batbagxem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Batbagxem, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Batbagxem's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Batbagxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always stare at clouds.