Nullyarlhad Sigarpflapvol is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, capable snake.

Nullyarlhad Sigarpflapvol created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullyarlhad Sigarpflapvol, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nullyarlhad Sigarpflapvol, he will turn you into a rock.

Nullyarlhad Sigarpflapvol's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nullyarlhad Sigarpflapvol's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always wear black.