Gud is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, competent hare.

Gud created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gud, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gud's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must pray to Gud three times a day.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Never think about stars.