Fedhaspit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate hedgehog.

Fedhaspit created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Fedhaspit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fedhaspit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fedhaspit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fedhaspit's Holy Commandments

1. Fedhaspit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fedhaspit.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.