Sogdimart Popwapgem Donhitveen is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, flying cat.

Sogdimart Popwapgem Donhitveen created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Sogdimart Popwapgem Donhitveen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sogdimart Popwapgem Donhitveen, she will send you a sign.

Sogdimart Popwapgem Donhitveen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sogdimart Popwapgem Donhitveen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sogdimart Popwapgem Donhitveen first in all things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Never sit in the presence of snakes.

5. Never think about comets.