Lignathon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty salamander.

Lignathon created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lignathon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lignathon, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lignathon's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Lignathon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never wear gray stockings.