Femdamcib is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, passionate dog.

Femdamcib created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Femdamcib, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Femdamcib, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Femdamcib's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Femdamcib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.