Fotmobrig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, able seal.

Fotmobrig created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotmobrig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fotmobrig, he will curse you with boils.

Fotmobrig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fotmobrig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not make images of living things.