Yattfligfunstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent crocodile.

Yattfligfunstrag created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattfligfunstrag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yattfligfunstrag, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yattfligfunstrag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Yattfligfunstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not take Yattfligfunstrag's name in vain.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to music.