Pakbidgen Bagnillsig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, flying gorilla.

Pakbidgen Bagnillsig created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Pakbidgen Bagnillsig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pakbidgen Bagnillsig, it will turn you into a duck.

Pakbidgen Bagnillsig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pakbidgen Bagnillsig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Never paint your feet blue.