Larpfarngomtom is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic wyvern.

Larpfarngomtom created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Larpfarngomtom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Larpfarngomtom, she will turn you into a snail.

Larpfarngomtom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Larpfarngomtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.