Ingfasvan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying walrus.

Ingfasvan created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingfasvan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ingfasvan, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ingfasvan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ingfasvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not dye your hair green.