Lenflapwat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, witty gnu.

Lenflapwat created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenflapwat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lenflapwat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lenflapwat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Lenflapwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. You must pray to Lenflapwat eight times a day.