Tanmumdob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing eagle.

Tanmumdob created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanmumdob, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tanmumdob, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tanmumdob's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tanmumdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never mention snakes.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Hide if eight swans approach from the north.