Veentagfonlannuttnegbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, smart newt.

Veentagfonlannuttnegbonk created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Veentagfonlannuttnegbonk, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Veentagfonlannuttnegbonk, he will send minions to preach to you.

Veentagfonlannuttnegbonk's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Veentagfonlannuttnegbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide from yellow squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.